We love vintage. And we love strange vintage products. People before sure have some odd inventions back in the old days that are certified to induce some laughs after reading about them. You can laugh at them. But seriously? They once existed.
However, some of the vintage products and inventions that were enjoyed by your grandfather may not have survived to the future. Well, you can say there are some new versions of these products. At least modern man tried to sell some of these stuff today. But, they definitely are not the same. We picked out 20 of these products.
1. Life-size Doll with Free Trial Period Offer
You definitely see some of these inflatables today. They come in different forms, costumes and usage. But they definitely do not come with a free 10 day trial period like this vintage doll.
2. Fly Gun
Just be careful where you point and shoot it. The gunshot can be indiscriminate especially if the owner is armed and dangerous. And there is a pistol too. We sure would like to own one.
3. Perfume Hummingbird Tamers
There are some hobbies. And then there once was hummingbird taming… with perfume… and honey. One of the vintage products that rarely go unnoticed.
4. Cigarette Holder Hat
So you want have to fish for one in your pocket or bag or somewhere else every time.
5. Injectable Whole Opium
Some people have other ways to get the poppy juice into their system. Not the usual way. Fortunately, this product was banned to the public in the 60’s for its toxicity.
6. Hangover Heaven
So you could still look fresh even after a sleepless night of party and booze. Many of us today would really need this quick fix. If it was still around.
7. Gum Massager
You don’t have to stick your own finger into your mouth for your gums to stay healthy. Thanks to this handy invention.
It is an indoor game. Nothing more to it really.
10. Horse Exercise At Home
Who says you need to go outdoors to get a horse ride? You can get that country feel at home and go giddy-yap on your own saddle in your own room. Another one of the vintage products that has odd written all over it.
11. Solar Bath
To give your head some friendly and healthy sunshine bath.
12. Sanitized Tape Worms
So you won’t have to go on that nasty diet or tiring exercise to get that most coveted slim body. Definitely a sure way to get thin. But seriously?
13. Bradley Group Showers
This is one way to save money and conserve time and space.
14. Sunbath Helmet
This was invented to protect your face from nasty sunburns.
15. Toothache Drops
And so they say it is. For real. This is one way to put coke into good use.
16. Complete kitchen
It is fridge. Nope, it is an oven. It is a sink. It is all three in one.
17. Cube Lube
It really is quite frustrating trying to figure out the solution to a Rubik’s cube that does not twist easily.
18. Wonder Sauna Hot Pants
This is highly convenient. But definitely not fashionable.
19. Multiple Electric Vibrator
Resolves headaches and relaxes the mind.
20. Macho Cologne
One of amusing vintage products invented. The phallic shape tells it all. It’s macho. It’s B-a-a-a-a-d. And that is good.